Souf ta Norf Swagg 101 : Riddemz and Booze!!: August 2011

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Riddemz and Booze!

Back Down Memory lane Minnie Ripperton

Not only did the staff at Soufta Norf take a little break for Summer, but we got a little more in depth with our design and our style (SWaGG 101). We also said goodbye too the Summer Jumpoff and recognized our overseas viewers!! The cell phone version was a great success and doubled our views so we thankful for that !! Our mission now is too gain subscribers and get more comments on the blogs! Granted this is a video blogsite however we still apppreciate the love so one day we can become one of the nicest sites on the web!! So now Riddemz and Booze! This a trip back down memory lane for my ol skool headz, whom we have sort of ignored , and now that we got your attention we also intend to teach , but we will never forget what got us too where we are now! Let's go for a ride! ........Blesssings STN

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Returning to this blog's roots,Souftanorf picked up a bottle of another member of the Big Five of the streetwine crowd, Richard's Wild Irish Rose. It should be noted that I had severe reservations on drinking this one after the nightmare that became An Evening of Bumwine. Brian had left the bottle in the fridge for two days, as the back label on the bottle exclaimed "SERVE COLD" in big, bold letters. We had a couple cans of liquid courage to get the nerve up to drink this swill, and after selecting a couple Star Trek glasses, we sat down for the tasting.
First of all, I would like to make it clear that this keif is as wholly unnatural coloured as Strawberry Cisco, which led me to believe this would be less like "wine" and more like a chemical laced carcinogen cocktail. After pouring two glasses the smell of this hooch filled the room with its disgusting odour. Not a good start at all. The liquid is clear and a near-flourescent red. Further inspection of the label concluded this was being passed off as "grape wine with citrus spirits" and had a abv of 17%. Throwing all caution to the wind, we tipped our glasses and drank. The sickly sweet taste of this stuff was reminscent of cough syrup. It didn't taste like grape wine at all and the flavour was obviously there to hide something much more sinister. Furthermore, while MD 20/20 "Red" actually tasted like wine, Wild Irish Rose did not even try to trick you into thinking this was actually made from fermented grapes. The "red" splashed prominently on the label is not an actual flavour or indication of this bottle's contents. I would hate to see what the "white" version of this stuff would taste like without the "red" flavouring to cover it up. This stuff literally tastes like a chemical cocktail with plenty of sugar to cover up what it is really made from. I cannot even fathom the long-term effects would be of a stint with this Irish gal, nor even what a single bottle may do to you if consumed in one sitting. Seriously, if given the choice between living under a bridge and having Irish Rosie to look forward to every night or simply hanging myself, I'd choose suicide without a second thought. This one is to be avoided unless you really are curious what it is like to get plastered wino-style. there's ony one Riddem we can say goes with this Wine! Enjoy.........Blesssings STN

Parliament Funkadelic!!

Monday, August 22, 2011

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........Blesssings STN

"I wish it would Rain" Temptaions Classic

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